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Friday, May 12, 2006
Britney's Breeding Habits I notice that some people seem annoyed that Britney Spears is breeding again. Let me just say a couple of words in her defense. First, as far as we know, she's never eaten her young, which already puts her ahead of rats, hamsters and some supspecies of rabbits. Second, she's a better mom than many other people. Like, um, let's see. Yes, here we go: The Witch of Endor, a sorceress in the Old Testament who, legend has it, made black magic potions from the fat of her own son. (Important pop culture factoid: Endora from Bewitched is thought to be named for the Witch of Endor). So let's give the woman a break, you know? |
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yeah but hmmm... what about that guy she is living with? the father? that guy doesn't look like he's be worth too much per pound, intellectually.
p.s. and also, i do wish someone would collect the "word verification" things that blog visitors have to retype (below), find define those words and publish the dictionary.
(well not "below" anymore once this is posted but you know wh't'i mean.)
no but seriously... what the hell's wrong with this girl? she can't hold her baby now?
There are an amazing 193 comments on that blog, and though I was tempted to read them, I skimmed about 4. Astonishing how outspoken people get when talking about something as stimulating as the Bulge of Britney Spears. I concur - leave the poor girl alone. If she wants to make babies, let her make babies. Like you said - at least she isn't eating them.
Nice sentiment! Until a baby gets dropped on its head, I guess.
After that, it's all "How did we not see this coming?" and "Why was that child-care agency not doing their job?".
Right? So. Personnally, I think if people erred on the safe (pre-incident) side a little more, we'd hear fewer horror stories.
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